The Vulgar Witch [exclusive] May 2026

Title:

In Praise of the Vulgar Witch: Why Cleanliness, Silence, and Politeness Are Overrated

The Vulgar Witch curses. Not just hexes—though she does those too, with enthusiasm—but swears . She drops F-bombs like consecrated salt. Why? Because magic is energy, and there is no more honest energy than a full-throated “FUCK OFF” when something needs to leave. The Vulgar Witch

3. Cook with Malice (or Love)

Character Notes

The Vulgar Witch is not for the soft. She does not heal. She does not "manifest abundance." She survives. She wrecks her enemies. She drinks from the skull of polite society. Title: In Praise of the Vulgar Witch: Why