The Laughter Lifeline: How Unlimited Call Plans Can Bring Endless Entertainment and Connection

But John was serious. He found a new provider that offered an "unlimited" plan - with a twist. The fine print read: "Unlimited calls to numbers that exist."

So grab your (allegedly unlimited) phone, put it on speaker, and enjoy these 10 clean jokes about unlimited calling plans.

: I told the "Car Warranty" guy I have unlimited minutes. We are currently on hour four. I’ve named his kids. He's crying. I think I’m winning. Family & Relationships The Grandparent Special

We used to call someone, let it ring once, and hang up. That was the universal code for "I’m outside" or "I'm safe," all to avoid that 45-cent "connection fee". The Accidental Web Button:

John grinned. "Hey, it's unlimited, baby!"